Since graduating with my MFA, I can’t write anymore. I can’t.
For various reasons, I am not longer a writer. I am a reviser:
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- I can’t even get through a fucking facebook post to a friend without reading it twice, revising it three times and having to click that damn pencil icon to edit it AGAIN after it was posted. Nothing is ever finished…nothing and it bugs me. I used to write blog posts off the cuff. NOW off the cuff is a week of writing and editing around teaching, my day job, and a fear that my scholarly friends won’t like it…BULL SHIT
- Everyone is a damn critic. NOT that they aren’t
right…but it seems to me that as soon as you get a MFA and get serious about
it, you start sharing your work (well before that, but follow me here). And
suddenly everyone has something to say about some part of something which was
once something you liked but NOW…NOW you hate it because it’ll never be good
enough…EVER.
- There are no deadlines and thus no time. Before
I said, “Nope, I can’t do that because I am way too busy with school”. I had
deadlines, books to read, papers to write…I was actively writing and doing so
daily because I had to. Now, if I have a moment in the day I try to get
something down, but who the fuck is it for now?! Me…yes I know…it always was
for me. But so what? This brings me to #4…
- Not knowing what do with what I do revise
(remember I am NOT a writer anymore) What the hell will I do with thousands of
poems, hundreds of pages of finished manuscripts, and screenplays? What will
happen to pages and pages of my revised words if I don’t get them out there? I
need the time to submit, and in many cases, the money. So what will come of
them? I will do nothing with them and I’ll
be found under them. It’s the literary equivalent to the cat lady. I can’t have
cats…I’m allergic.
-
Writers (they can call themselves that) make up
reasons not to write. Family, jobs, I’m tired… oh and my favorite cop out…I
need a break. From what?!?!?! Writers sit on their damn asses all day
contemplating thoughts and making their work feel to make others feel or some
such bull shit. I don’t want to feel anything, I’ve felt enough.
- People assume that you can write their…whatever. I can’t tell you how many people have said, both
when I was in school and especially now that I have gotten out of school…”Oh
good, now that you’re done you can help me with my memoir”. Grr…piss off. Why
don’t you go to school for a few years and pay several thousand dollars to learn that you know
NOTHING but how to revise and THEN see if YOU want help anyone do anything? Yea.
Piss. Off.
- I’d rather drink coffee in a dark coffee house
and write, err revise as well. There’s something so sexy about being that
scholarly and mysterious…isn’t there?…but you know what? IT ISN’T LIKE THAT.
First off it’s too fucking loud next to the cappuccino machine and the barrister
keeps talking and that shit is distracting. Secondly, you can never find an
outlet to plug in the PC, MAC or iWhatTheHEllEver you’re typing on. Third…it’s too damn dark in there AND you
cannot sit by the window… it is as cold as an ice cube’s ass in the winter and
hotter than it is under a fat man’s man-boob in the summer. Lastly, the drinks
are expensive and you can’t just sit there all day and NOT do it, you have to
buy SOMETHING…but once again you can’t because you’re a writer! Writers have no
money, so none of this is possible. (and if you can afford it then you have
enough to build your own studio, go write there you lucky bastard)
- Once you’re a writer people ask you dumb ass
shit. People keep asking to see what you write, or asking you what you write
about. When you explain, they don’t get it ANYWAY or they talk endlessly about
how they could never do THAT…WELL I CAN’T EITHER!! Especially since you’re bothering
my ass with your dumb shit questions! It’s easier to say it’s currently being
revised. A work in progress if you will.
- Revisers go on sabbatical. I want a vacation where I’m paid to consider work and actually make headway with it. I prefer that to being a whiny ass writer who is content to belly ache about their shit and how there is no time for it to get done.
- Writers talk about their work all the time. I’m not sure I want to discuss my work with anyone, whether they have a MFA or not…I don’t care…know why…opinions are like assholes. THAT’S WHY! Don't believe me? Click the 'next blog' link up there...go on...click it.
1 comment:
Cassia,
Is this my future? After my MFA? My face kept twitching, agreeing to the wall, the dog, or the cat if he cared, yes! that is true, that is so true!!!
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